Posts Tagged ‘GTFO’

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Mini Post: “Hey, I was using that!”

February 6, 2012

No, Elgrim. I don't give a shit that your potion is brewing. Move over.

Does anyone else find it really annoying when you want to use something, such as an Alchemy Table, Enchanter, Forge, etc, there’s someone ON IT?!

“You can not use this while someone else is using this.”

Oh yeah? Let me just mash the A/E button and we’ll see about that.

(shoves Elgrim out of the way)

I NEED TO MAKE POTIONS AND POISONS, DAMN IT. I DON’T CARE IF THIS IS YOUR STORE, THIS IS THE CLOSEST PLACE IN RIFTEN, SO PLEASE MOVE.

(Elgrim teleports and stands on top of my head before moving behind me as I learn over the Alchemy table…geez, that sounds wrong…)

"I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun--" I DON'T CARE. GET OFF THAT TANNING RACK.

Adrianne Avenicci is notorious for this. If I wanna use the smelter, sure, that’s fine.

If I want to use the forge…she’s on it.

If I want to use the workbench…she’s on it.

If I want to use the grindstone…she’s on it.

MOVE!

Okay!

THEN SHE TELEPORTS ON TOP OF MY HEAD AND GOES THROUGH ME. WHAT THE HELL?!?!

“Got some good pieces out here if you’re looking to buy. More inside.”

NO.

(head nod) "Sup."

“Hey my brutha. Can I have a Skyforged Steel Sword?”

“Sure. Here you are.”

“Cool. Thanks bro. I’ll leave you to your work. I’ll just use the forge at the bottom of the hill.”

“Alright.”

“Ight.”

….

“…You know, it’s got a smelter. Like…one of the few that actually does.”

“Uh-huh.”

“Well anyway…bro fist?”

(bro fist)

“Imma outta here. Catch ya later, Grey-Mane.”

“See ya.”

…I…really need to get some sleep…

Image Credits: UESP Wiki

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