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Mini Post: Thoughts on Far Harbor DLC (no spoilers)

May 31, 2016

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Alright, I haven’t gotten too far in the DLC, but hoo boy, let me say.

I like this shit.

Finally, a huge, full story-driven DLC with a giant island to explore, and intriguing story, new enemies and new people (and synths) to meet.

What more could I ask for?

And of course, since I’m a huge Nick Valentine fan, I’d ecstatic that Nick’s story interweaves into all this, using our detective skills to find a missing woman.

Except…there’s one problem.

Far Harbor’s fucking fog.

The amount of frame drops while traversing through the island is a bit alarming. Say goodbye to any sense of aiming, you’ll be lucky to set your sights on a wolf before getting bit in the ass because the PS4 is struggling so hard. Of course, the fog sets the mood, the island, after all, IS fighting the encroaching fog, but goddamn is it a bit overkill. I’m usually very VATS reliant but at this point I have no choice but to use it every fucking battle.

The good though? The story so far. It’s a morally grey area which, as of writing, has had me thinking in all sorts of ways, unsure who to believe or who is really the good guy here. Currently I’m doing a “murder investigation” quest given to me by a Miss Nanny and it’s hella fun, I think this might possibly be the most intriguing quest in the DLC, maybe even the entire game, next to the Secret of the Cabot house (and the town full of Mr.Handys, even though that’s not an actual quest). I think overall, I just enjoy dialogue driven quests more than combat. 😛

Anyway! I’m booting up my PS4 to play some more. I wonder what nasty creatures I’ll run into?

 

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Fallout 4 – An Unlikely Valentine (Main Quest, Part 4)

March 31, 2016

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So getting to Park Street Station/Vault 114 wasn’t too bad–I mean, it’s been awhile since I’ve done it but I don’t remember any significant asskicking. However, entering the subway station was another story. I had Piper along with me, because why not. It’s important for someone to be my meat shield have my back due to my terrible aim. And of course, I’m met by goons with fucking machine guns.

Piper: “Blue, we’re surrounded here!”

Me: “Noooo shit!” (fires shitty weapon back at the thugs while hiding)

Goddamn I went through a lot of molotovs with these assholes. I finally got a chance to pick up a submachine gun from a ghoul thug’s dead body, boy did I make use of that. Time to eat some lead, bitches! Open up!

The subway leads to an entrance of Vault 114, and from there…more Triggermen.

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The entrance to my second vault!

Damn Piper though…runs ahead and gets mowed down pretty quick. Whoops. Guess I should’ve gave her some armor.

Piper: “Ow!”

Me: “Goddamn it, Piper. You need to stop going in kamikaze style. If you’re gonna do that at least throw some rolled-up newspapers.”

Of course since I suck I don’t exactly have a lot of stimpacks to spare for her so…I had a tendency to flee back and set down a shit ton of mines (last resort). I was also low on bullets. At this point I was furiously looting bodies looking for any type of ammunition while I fled backwards…shit was getting dangerous. I spammed the hell of VATS for what ammo I did have…and that’s when I experienced the teleportation glitch where if you aim near a wall you teleport in VATS until you’re in front of a wall. WTF?

Eventually I clear out most of the thugs, minus the main room. I sneak around the corner with a sniper rifle and limited ammo in hand. First try, I snuck in but got destroyed by some Triggermen guards and some asshole named Dino, who before entering the main room is busy talking to whom I assume is a Nick Valentine, locked up in the Overseer’s office bove. Second time, I tried luring out two of the guards without alerting Dino…I tossed a lot of mines that time, but I still died. Third time, guards weren’t around. Got back to the main hall and proceeded to shoot Dino in the face. He ducked behind a container, and every few seconds he’d peak his head out and I’d proceed to shoot him. He died pretty quick because he couldn’t see me. That wasn’t…too bad. I will still worried that the guards would suddenly appear to I proceeded with caution to the Overseer’s door and hacked it open.

Damn. I knew I was going to like this guy…err, synth. Also, fuck yeah Bobblehead!

I mean my god, you probably don’t know this but I have a boner for 1940’s noir detectives. I mean sure, this one’s falling apart and he’s got wiring exposed–but he’s still seductive in his own charm and whitty phrases. This Valentine’s got my heart. He explains that he got held up here for weeks on end–good thing he doesn’t exactly need to eat–turns out the runaway daughter case he was chasing was actually in love with Skinny Malone–the big baddy of the Triggermen. Geez, to get caught up in this shit!

Me: “Okay. Help me find my son!” (why the fuck would I say that?)

Nick: “Sure, I’ll be glad to help you out but right now we have more important things to concern ourselves with. Let’s blow this popsicle stand!”

So while we run through the Vault to escape, Piper kinda goes MIA, but whatever, I’m crouched behind this old time robot, hiding our asses as we try to escape. His commentary certainly spices things up–“I hear fat footsteps through the door”–so yeah, I’m pretty infatuated with this guy. New companion once things smooth over. Uh, who’s Piper again?

Unfortunately, our escape is botched by Malone and the runaway daughter–his girl now. She taunts us with a baseball bat and her voice is grating on the ears…ahhh fuck that shit.

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Damn it, I knew they weren’t going to make this easy.

Dumb bitch: “Awwww…poor little Valentine. Ashamed you got beat up by a girrrrl? I’ll just run home back to daddy, shall I?” (and yes, it sounds as annoying as it reads)

Malone: (shoots threats but sounds scared shitless) “Blah blah blah detective dick on my turf blah blah…don’t hurt me.” o:

Me: (facepalm)

Dumb bitch: “Oh no! Valentine must’ve sent her here to kill us!”

Me: “Wait, what? I didn’t know jack shit before I got here. I just want Valentine. You got a home you can go back to, why the fuck are you hanging around these idiots?”

(passes speech check) 😀

Dumb bitch: “Oh my God, you’re right! I’ve gotten all mixed up! I’m going home!”

Malone: “Darla? Where are ya going? Darla?!”

Maybe not so dumb bitch: “Back home, where I belong! This is goodbye for us!” (runs away)

Malone: “Oh come on, Nicky! It’s bad enough you cost me my men, now you cost me my girl too?!”

Me: “Uh…that was me that convinced her…”

Nick: “My friend did you a favour, Skinny. You always did have bad taste in women.”

oh-snap

Malone: (flustered) “You know what, Nick! I’ll let you go this time, but you have 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my Vault! 10…9…”

Nick: “Let’s skedaddle!”

Oh fuck, do we even have enough time?

Malone: “3…2…”

FUCK WE’RE RUNNING

Malone: “1…”

(LOAD SCREEN)

Me: “Yess! We made it!! :D”

Nick: “Thanks for your help.” (backstory on how he’s a synth and he woke up in a trash can. Shit. He’s like a Chobit. Maybe secretly all synths are failed sex dolls I mean what) “Meet me back in Diamond City, and we can set up a case to find your missing son.”

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“Beep…beep.” :>

MISSION COMPLETE, FUCK YEAH GIVE ME THAT EXP

So guess what I did after that?

Back to Diamond City!

Image Credits: Screenshots taken by me. Please do not repost without my permission.

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Fallout 4 (Part 3.5 – Diamond City)

February 29, 2016

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Sorry guys, short and sweet this time. School’s kind of a madhouse and I just don’t have the time or effort to write right now (I haven’t played in 3 weeks either).

So I decide to head on my way to Diamond City in the hunts for the mythical and famous detective “Nick Valentine”

…What a corny name, geez.

The directions to Diamond City are a bit confusing, let me tell you. There’s painted arrows pointing you to the direction of the city once you’re in the vicity of the city…but they aren’t too obvious, so you have to pay attention.

Also there’s a shit ton of super mutants just hanging around swinging around their nailboards and waiting to beat the shit out of me, yikes. Luckily though, they weren’t too hard to sneak by, and whatever was alerted got done by…baseball players? Oh right, Diamond City. Because it’s set in a stadium. Makes sense now.

So by the time I get to the doors there’s some mad woman yelling about not being let in and she’s flipping her shit. Of course that’s caught my interest now, so I listen. It goes something like this.

Woman: “You can’t keep me locked out!! I live here!!”

Security guy over an intercom: “Well…errr…I got orders from the mayor not to let you in!”

Woman: “Well fuck that guy! You better let me in! Grrr I’m so mad!”

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…And then of course she notices me and the dog just hanging out and staring at her like she’s the new circus sideshow. And then she gestures to me. Oh great.

Woman: “Oh look! You’re a trader from Quinsey? You don’t sayyyyy? You got a lot of shit to sell?” *wink wink*

Me: “Errr…sure?”

Security guy: “Alright I’ll open up.”

And the big ass doors pull back and I’m finally in. Awesome!

Of course Rob Ford Mayor Asshole comes up and starts bitching about the woman.

Mayor: “Piper! I thought I told security not to let you in!”

Woman (Piper): “Freedom of the press baby! Now go waddle on home!”

Mayor: (grumbles and walks off)

Piper: (turns to me and winks) “Meet me in my office later. We’ll bang, OK?”

…Erm okay.

So after this sly ass woman walks off I walk over to the security guard controlling the gate.

Me: “BTW, I’m not a trader from Quinsey.”

Him: “Yeah, I figured…Goddamn it Piper.”

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City at night.

Entering into the actually city-city (hell yeah one more gate and an actual loading screen) was kinda neat as it was night time already and everything was lit up and glowing. It was kinda nice…especially compared to Megaton in Fallout 3. But let’s be honest here, basically everything looks better than FO3. Also, cats. So I end up walking around, and meeting some the residents. There’s a barber shop, doctor, gun shop, chems shop, clothing store, you name it. Sweet jesus, it’s time to unload my shit and get some caps!

Woman storekeeper: “You’re a synth aren’t you?”

Me: “Sure, yeah. I’m a fucking synth BOO!”

Woman: “URGH! D: We don’t serve your kind here!” #synthracist

Me: “‘Kay.” (proceeds next door)

So eventually I manage to find Nick Valentine’s Detective Agency, and enter to find a woman looking over some paper work. I ask her if she’s Valentine by any chance, and she replies that Nick Valentine’s secretary and that he’s has gone missing on the last case. Fucking great. I go all the way here and the man’s MIA. She gives me the directions to his last known location–a Vault. Great, we know how well Vault runs go. SOMETHING FUCKED UP’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

So with a new location in mind I head back out into the city.

And I’m fucking greeted with this.

Kyle….noooooo!

I take a seat at the bar in the middle of town and turn to the protectron server.

Protectron: “N a n i  s h i m a s h o  k a?”

Me: “Uh…yes?”

He gives me a big bowl of noodles and I eat in silence, slurping noodles while watching Riley mourn the bloody corpse of his now dead brother. Just another day in Diamond City.

Image & video credits: All taken by me. Please do not repost without permission.

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Fallout 4 – Main Quest (Part 2)

December 31, 2015

This post is a continuation from the previous.

So upon returning to the surface from Vault 111 I’m immediately blinded by light (huh, isn’t that a familiar feeling).

…Annnnd predictablity everything looks like shit. Well, shittier than before the bombs dropped, but it actually looks…pretty good. Nice, clear sky. Perfect post-apocalypse weather.

Time for a nice stroll through a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland. Not bad after 210 years.

Time for a nice stroll through a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland. Not bad after 210 years.

I descend the path back to my neighbourhood and lo and behold…it looks like shit. No surprise there. I find my house…and Codsworth!

Me: “Yes!! CODSWORTH HELLO!”

Codsworth: “Mum, is that you? It’s been so long, and I’ve been so lonely. Where’s sir, and Shaun?”

Me: “Nate is…Nate is dead.”

Codsworth: “These terrible things you’re saying…I think it’s because you’re hungry! Being late to dinner 210 years will do that!”

Me: “210 years?!”

Codsworth: “Where’s Shaun? I do believe he loves a game of charades.”

Me: “Someone kidnapped him!”

Codsworth: “Nonsense! You’re just hungry. Should I fix something up for you! I’m sure Nate and Shaun will turn up yet.”

Me: “I don’t think so…”

So he goes off to find me food and because I’m an impatient fuck I just wander off until I’m out of Sanctuary (oops, bye Codsworth?). And then I find…Dogmeat!

And you can give him items to wear! Too cute!

And you can give him items to wear! Too cute!

Of course I’m gonna take dog with me, he’s too precious and I need cuteness in this wasteland, goddamn it. Plus he can destroy those pesky molerats no problem. AND HE EVEN DOES TRICKS (even though it’s like…one trick).

So after dicking around for a bit, I wandered off in a random direction and wandered into a shipment yard, and got attacked by feral ghouls. Now let me tell you something. In Fallout 3, feral ghouls in the transit tunnels sometimes scared the shit out of me. It would be dark as fuck, and suddenly you hear their snarl and they’re fucking on your ass. They aren’t exactly hard to kill, and a bit of a joke, but they’re annoying enough and they had the tendency to startle me. Well, in this game I don’t even have to be in a tunnel and they still manage to scare me. This time around Bethesda was clever, they made the ghouls smarter. Now they hide under things, or above things, play dead etc. And before you know it they are literally throwing themselves at you and trying to eat your face. I mean, it’s a bit comical when they miss and go flying and fall on their face, but it still had me scared enough that I’m frantically firing my shitty pistol and regretting straying from the main path, goddamn.

Anyway, back on point, and after dicking around in Sanctuary for a bit (no idea where Codsworth went, oh well), I wander off into a town which is, predictably, full of raiders. Well, guess it’s time for my first gunfight. It went pretty smoothly, I guess because it’s the beginning of the game and they were pretty preoccupied by shooting at this one building I was able to pick them off fairly easily. Some guy in a cowboy hat or something yells at me to pick up a laser musket on the ground and help them inside the building…err, okay. I guess since you gave me a free gun.

…That gun is shit.

Anyway, I beat some more raider heads in, get scared shitless by some American patriotic tour. I don’t know what it is, I’m too busy killing raiders to pay attention, I’m not American, so. 😛 I finally manage to pick them off (I guess Dogmeat helped a little), and I meet a bunch of people in the backroom who explain how they’ve been hiding from the raiders. Meanwhile, a guy named Sturges messes with a computer, and I swear he just reminds me of a Final Fantasy character or something.

…He also never shuts up.

So the man in the hat introduces himself as Preston Gravy or something I dunno, and he’s part of the Minutemen, whatever the fuck that is. Apparently it’s a group that helps people at a minutes notice…guess I’m the new Minutemen because I just rescued their asses in a minute’s notice. With him he’s got Mama Murphy (best character 2015), some depressed man, and a woman with a mutfruit stuck up her ass) Anyway, Preston suggests I get some power armor and kick the rest of the raider’s asses…I’m thinking, why can’t they? But then I realize that’s what Sturges is whining about…he can’t crack the computer to open the gate to get the fusion core, which is needed for the power armor.

So of course, because I’m a smart lady I hack that novice level terminal no problem. I get the fusion core, head up to the roof, stick it in dat power armor, pick up that minigun and it’s fucking time to kick ass. I jump off the ledge like a bad ass and land on the ground like a heavy boss ass bitch, and it’s go time.

I revv up the minigun and basically mow down these fuckers, damn I’m only like 2 hours into the game and already it’s making me feel like a bad ass. This is great.

…Until a deathclaw comes out of the ground.

JFC SAVE ME NOW.

So I’m frantically trying to move backwards in this slow-ass power armor, this deathclaw is straight up coming to claim my ass. For some dumb reason these raiders are determined to kill me, but that’s okay because apparently they like claws up the butt so. I try to minigun a car to blow it up but the goddamn thing is way too fast, I run out of bullets and I’m…c95f729b67bb87bf0d1bedfee5a51cf3

…and I…get killed.

Well fuck me.

I reload from the autosave, but this time I save my fucking bullets. I fucking kill the raiders with some smaller ass gun and get ready for the the deathclaw. As soon as that thing comes out of the ground I am sprinting backwards and I just unload on this guy. I have never held down the trigger button so hard in my life. Woah. We dance around this car for a bit before I finally, FINALLY take this motherfucker down.

Goddamn. I’m like barely alive, who the fuck knows where Dogmeat went…probably to find a new owner, and I don’t blame him. JFC that is a lot of shit to throw at a freshly made character. Damn.

So I make my way back to Preston and he thanks me and decides he’s gonna take his group to Sanctuary. I get some weird ass prediction from Mama Murphy (still the best), I don’t even pay attention to whatever her drug-fueled prediction was as I’m too busy staring at her dislocated jaw. Fun times.

So I find Dogmeat finally, make him do some tricks, trip over him as I stomp out the door and follow the group back to Sanctuary.

Guess I found my new nuclear family.

Guess I found my new nuclear family.

…I never want to see another deathclaw again.

Image Credits: All screenshots taken by me, except the deathclaw meme graphic thing.

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Fallout 4 – First Impressions (Part 1)

November 30, 2015

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Alright, so I caved this Black Friday and bought myself a PS4. And of course, Fallout 4.

Now of course the first thing I’m gonna do when I get home is set up that system and pop that disc in, and I eagerly awaited for it to install, despite having no idea how to use the PS4’s system. Oh well.

Of course I had to sit through the entire S.P.E.C.I.A.L video series, but hey I didn’t mind.

“War…war never changes.”

Here we go.

“When my great-grandfather fought in World War II…”

Wait, wait, what? I sat really confused for a few seconds then remembered the game starts in 2077, not in the 1950’s. Derp. I’m a terrible Fallout fan, shame me.

So I sat through that but got distracted by cat so I didn’t catch most of it. Anyway, turns out we’re reminiscing in a foggy bathroom mirror while rubbing our sexy chiseled man-chin (which I took a few minutes to make look aesthetically pleasing, gotta have sexy husbando).

Anyway, I selected to play female, shoving my husband out of the way so I can get to the mirror, and after messing around a bit I ended up making a redhead with freckles, because…why not. I’m sure my husband enjoyed my magically morphing face…it’s amazing what make-up can do nowadays!

Let me say I made my man pretty handsome too. Unfortunately, since I just got the PS4 I only learned about the share button a little while later, so no selfie pics, sorry.

What's better than a robot babysitter?

What’s better than a robot babysitter?

I do like Codsworth. I used to hold the previous notion that Mr.Handys were kinda creepy, but that’s just my mistrust of robots (don’t ask, they just look hella deadly to me). “Hello, Mum. Coffee?” Oh yessss. This is the life.

So let’s talk about this other-enthusiastic Vault sales guy. Good lord he is annoying as hell. “Vault-Tec calling!” (extreme gestures for some reason)

Me: “What do you want?”

Sales guy: “Congratulations! You’ve been selected to enter into our Vault…” –(extreme hand gestures again like there’s a giant sparkling light in the sky and we’re in fucking Hollywood or something)– “VAULT ONE-OH-ONE!”

Me: “That’s nice. Now fuck off.”

Sales guy: “Now I know you’re a busy woman–BUT VAAAAAAAAULTS.”

Me: “Alright, alright. Fine. Sign me up.”

I name myself Ginger…because I’m fucking witty…and tada, got my S.P.E.C.I.A.L. High perception, charisma, and agility. Woo. Finally the annoying man leaves and I turn back to my husband, Nate.

Nate: “It’s a piece of mind.”

Me: “Oh yeah? I was about to give him a piece of my mind.”

So I go play with my baby and he’s cute I guess (why the hell is his name Shaun? Now I’ll never stop thinking about that glitchy ending to Heavy Rain… “SHAAAAAAAAAAUNNNN!”), spin the spinny thing and Codsworth is freaking the fuck out oh great now what.

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babby shauuwnnn

My TV says bombs fell and of course the bomb alarm goes off–gee wizz, glad we signed up for being Vault dwellers not even five minutes ago! Perfect timing! So Nate grabs the baby and we all start running to the Vault, which also is…convienently set just down the street. Damn we are lucky sons of bitches, aren’t we?

Shut the fuck up. I still think this game is pretty. I played medium-rez vanilla Skyrim for 4 years. This shit is an improvement.

Shut the fuck up. I still think this game is pretty. I played medium-rez vanilla Skyrim for 4 years. This shit is an improvement.

Of course since I wanted to be funny and show my friend what happens when you run the wrong way, you blow up. Yeah, it’s funny the first time but I did it twice, because I have a weird sense of misdirection, so whoops. I do like how the game set the atmosphere for this part, though–it created a sense of urgency as you’re running for your life. The Vault has a gate check of course–found it kinda funny how the Vault salesman got denied–clearly they don’t pay the man enough– “You’ll be hearing from my agent!!” Ehhh considering how me and my fam barely make it in I’m pretty sure he’s a dead guy or a ghoul now, hehehe. IT’S THAT PERFECT TIMING AGAIN.

I swear in real life if an atom bomb went off that close we'd fucked already.

I swear in real life if an atom bomb went off that close we’d fucked already.

So we go down into the Vault and already my skin’s crawling (maybe I’m slightly claustrophobic, or maybe because in every single game Vaults have never been good thing?), and we’re directed into “cleaning pods” to “decontaminate” us from the nuclear detonation. Makes sense, but I’m not a fucking idiot, I don’t think decontamination pods are supposed to be all frozen and drippy. Nevertheless, not having much of a choice I’m strapped in and the thing closes, and I’m left looking at my husband holding my son (why does he have the baby?!), and we all freeze.

…These Vault-tec fuckers. Cryogenic sleep, huh. Fuck you guys.

So I wake up…sorta…and see some people open my husband’s pod. Apparently they want my kid, and the fucking SHOOT MY HUSBAND, I MEAN WAS THAT FUCKING NECESSARY? ASSHOLES.

What’s even worse is that you can’t do shit. Some baldy asshole that shot my son just leaves my dead husband there, takes my baby and gives me the “haha” stare and fucks right off like, “yay, mission accomplished!” Yeah, well, fuck you, you family wrecker. Asshole.

So a little while later (?) I end up unfrozen due to a malfunction in the Vault, but course by the time I get out IO can’t do anything for Nate, he’s fucking dead. I take his wedding ring and swear my revenge on the fuckers that killed him and to find Shaun.

R.I.P. in pieces.

Dead husband popsicle.

I rush through the Vault punching radroaches (fuck those things), find some weak-ass 10mm pistol, and run through till I find the Vault computer and learn that this whole Vault was an experiment to see how long they can leave us in cryo stasis. Gee guys, thanks. I mean you got my consent because YOU FUCKING TRICKED ME. Fuck you, Vault-Tec.

Anyway, I finally find the exit. Now what I like when you leave it plays the Fallout theme, so it feels really epic and you rise to the surface again. That was a nice touch.

…I guess it’s time to see what’s changed.

Next: Returning Home (First Impressions – Part 2)

Image Credits: All screenshots taken by me. Please do not repost with my permission.

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Mini Post: Fallout Shelter

August 31, 2015

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Like me, I know you’re waiting for Fallout 4. And like me, you’ve heard about Fallout Shelter for Android & iOS. “A Fallout game, on my phone?” you say.

…Well, kinda.

It isn’t really the way you think it is.

The basic premise is that you’re the Overseer of a Vault. It’s your job to recruit dwellers, and assign them different tasks in order for the Vault to function and thrive.

Shut up. Bet your vault's name is 69 or 420.

Shut up. Bet your vault’s name is 69 or 420.

Each dweller has their own SPECIAL abilities, and each ability works for different rooms. For example, someone with high agility does great in the kitchen (not sure why…guess they’re good at fast food…HURR HURR). Assign the right dweller to the right room, and you get better, and faster results.

babby's first vault

babby’s first vault

Your fault needs to run three basic things. Power, food, and water. Of course there’s other things you can add, such as a storage room, living quarters (which you’re going to need a lot more of if you’re going to get more dwellers in your vault), and science labs. The more dweller in the rooms working, the better (although they are limits to its size, small, unupgraded rooms usually have two workers, double-size room has four, and triple size has upwards of six). I actually like how this is set up, for example if the room is full of workers, but you find one with better abilities, you can just drag them into the room and the one with the lowest ability will switch out and go somewhere else. You can rush rooms to get resources faster, but there is a penalty if it fails.

You can also send dwellers to go outside and explore the Wasteland. …Well, explore it on an imaginative sense, you can’t see what’s actually going on but your dweller keeps a nifty journal log on their pipboy, which gets relayed back to you so you know what’s going on. The longer they’re out, the better the loot. It’s wise to send Stimpacks with them in case they get in trouble. Because where there’s good loot…there’s a lot more powerful enemies. The good news is though, when you call them back they stop taking damage or radiation for the duration of their travels back to the vault. It takes a dweller approximately half the time to come back.

Amata, you're my girl.

Amata, you’re my girl.

Your vault can also get attacked, by raiders, mole-rats, radroaches or death claws. Now I haven’t actually had a death claw attack, thank god, but one you build up each resources, have okay armor and decent weapons (4+ damage), it’s pretty easy to take down these things. You can always upgrade the duability of the door, but they’re still going to get in regardless, I guess it just slows them down.

Sometimes new potential vault dwellers come out of the desert, but it isn’t very often. You’ll have to rely on having your dwellers bang each other until someone pops a kid. Basically you just drop a male + female couple in the living quarters, wait awhile (or not, if they have high charisma), and the female will become pregnant after they build enough affection. It again takes some time before the child is born, and after that you have to wait again until they grow into an adult. I tested if you could do incest…but nope, Besthesda has it’s ancestry organized, so that’s nice. I mean you can’t view it, but dwellers will know they’re related.

Flirting.

Flirting.

Banging.

Banging.

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Eventually you can make rooms that upgrade SPECIAL stats but meh. To be honest, I liked utilizing whatever perks they already had, but I guess it’s okay since most dwellers that come in from the wasteland to join your vault have shitty stats so…gotta do something with them. Clothing raises certain attributes, so that helps fix some of the problems.

You can get lunchboxes after doing certain tasks, or buying them. They contain cards, with either resources, weapons or dwellers. There’s a guaranteed rare card in every box, and a potential for a legendary. My first vault I had Amata, but then everything went to shit…

Jason's calling for you...

Jason’s calling for you…

So, my thoughts.

This game is pretty straight forward, and the tutorial is extremely short. I started building out kinda messily, but hey I wasn’t trying to organize and I just wanted to start. Everything went fine for awhile, I sent dwellers out to find things, I had some make babies, and resources were fine. Hell, I even got Amata out of the lunchbox.

…Then suddenly everything went to hell.

Resources short, fire everywhere, dwellers killed by raiders…the whole happiness of the vault down to 9%. I guess people don’t like working next to dead bodies. Who knew? I don’t know what happened. People were working so poorly because I had no resources, and now they were dying so I couldn’t get more! It was a vicious downward spiral until I just simply gave up and made another vault. 😀

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…And that one went a lot better. I managed to make it down five levels, and have 50+ dwellers. Sure, some people died but I just revived them with caps.

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Now, is this game fun? Mildly, but there’s not awful lot to do most of the time. It’s just a basic game of maintaining order, so you’ll have to check in once and awhile and make sure to gather resources. It’s kind of fun getting rewards from completing tasks, and lunchboxes are fairly exciting. There’s also chitchat among dwellers, which are kind of funny to read, too. If you plan ahead, and organize you’ll do a lot better with resources. You should make sure to equip every dweller with a weapon, and hopefully after a few hours of playing you’ll at least get maybe half a dozen 12-20+ damage weapons, reserve that for vault door guards or wasteland adventurers. Makre sure to use everyone’s strengths for the right rooms. Dwellers can become unhappy if they are assigned the wrong job.

Anyway…once I hit 100 dwellers I assume things will get more chaotic and I might have to get myself a Mr.Handy. Hopefully Bethesda adds some more free content in the future to change it up a bit.

Definitely a good time waster until November 10th. 🙂

PS: This game has a tendency to crash on occasion quite randomly (at least on my phone, a Motorola G). It once crashed when I tried to open a lunchbox I got from a task. I lost the lunchbox and received nothing. So…just a warning. It’s still pretty good though. EDIT SEPT 4th: The game is now crashing constantly, the maximum I can play at once is 15 minutes before a crash. Usually they’re every five minutes or so. I can’t tell if my phone is too old and running out of memory from all those damn dwellers or levels, or its more of a problem on Bethesda’s end. Either way plz fix, asap.

Image Credits: All screenshots taken by me. Please do not repost without permission. …Also I’m sorry they’re kinda shitty. 9/10 times when I try to take a screenshot my phone has a seizure and I have to close the game. Blargh!

EDIT 25/9/2015: Vault crashes consistently after 80 dwellers, I can’t even load the game. Made another vault, same problem. Pretty much stopped playing altogether. I’m a bit disappointed, guess I gotta wait for a patch.