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Mini Post: Fallout Shelter

August 31, 2015

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Like me, I know you’re waiting for Fallout 4. And like me, you’ve heard about Fallout Shelter for Android & iOS. “A Fallout game, on my phone?” you say.

…Well, kinda.

It isn’t really the way you think it is.

The basic premise is that you’re the Overseer of a Vault. It’s your job to recruit dwellers, and assign them different tasks in order for the Vault to function and thrive.

Shut up. Bet your vault's name is 69 or 420.

Shut up. Bet your vault’s name is 69 or 420.

Each dweller has their own SPECIAL abilities, and each ability works for different rooms. For example, someone with high agility does great in the kitchen (not sure why…guess they’re good at fast food…HURR HURR). Assign the right dweller to the right room, and you get better, and faster results.

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babby’s first vault

Your fault needs to run three basic things. Power, food, and water. Of course there’s other things you can add, such as a storage room, living quarters (which you’re going to need a lot more of if you’re going to get more dwellers in your vault), and science labs. The more dweller in the rooms working, the better (although they are limits to its size, small, unupgraded rooms usually have two workers, double-size room has four, and triple size has upwards of six). I actually like how this is set up, for example if the room is full of workers, but you find one with better abilities, you can just drag them into the room and the one with the lowest ability will switch out and go somewhere else. You can rush rooms to get resources faster, but there is a penalty if it fails.

You can also send dwellers to go outside and explore the Wasteland. …Well, explore it on an imaginative sense, you can’t see what’s actually going on but your dweller keeps a nifty journal log on their pipboy, which gets relayed back to you so you know what’s going on. The longer they’re out, the better the loot. It’s wise to send Stimpacks with them in case they get in trouble. Because where there’s good loot…there’s a lot more powerful enemies. The good news is though, when you call them back they stop taking damage or radiation for the duration of their travels back to the vault. It takes a dweller approximately half the time to come back.

Amata, you're my girl.

Amata, you’re my girl.

Your vault can also get attacked, by raiders, mole-rats, radroaches or death claws. Now I haven’t actually had a death claw attack, thank god, but one you build up each resources, have okay armor and decent weapons (4+ damage), it’s pretty easy to take down these things. You can always upgrade the duability of the door, but they’re still going to get in regardless, I guess it just slows them down.

Sometimes new potential vault dwellers come out of the desert, but it isn’t very often. You’ll have to rely on having your dwellers bang each other until someone pops a kid. Basically you just drop a male + female couple in the living quarters, wait awhile (or not, if they have high charisma), and the female will become pregnant after they build enough affection. It again takes some time before the child is born, and after that you have to wait again until they grow into an adult. I tested if you could do incest…but nope, Besthesda has it’s ancestry organized, so that’s nice. I mean you can’t view it, but dwellers will know they’re related.

Flirting.

Flirting.

Banging.

Banging.

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Eventually you can make rooms that upgrade SPECIAL stats but meh. To be honest, I liked utilizing whatever perks they already had, but I guess it’s okay since most dwellers that come in from the wasteland to join your vault have shitty stats so…gotta do something with them. Clothing raises certain attributes, so that helps fix some of the problems.

You can get lunchboxes after doing certain tasks, or buying them. They contain cards, with either resources, weapons or dwellers. There’s a guaranteed rare card in every box, and a potential for a legendary. My first vault I had Amata, but then everything went to shit…

Jason's calling for you...

Jason’s calling for you…

So, my thoughts.

This game is pretty straight forward, and the tutorial is extremely short. I started building out kinda messily, but hey I wasn’t trying to organize and I just wanted to start. Everything went fine for awhile, I sent dwellers out to find things, I had some make babies, and resources were fine. Hell, I even got Amata out of the lunchbox.

…Then suddenly everything went to hell.

Resources short, fire everywhere, dwellers killed by raiders…the whole happiness of the vault down to 9%. I guess people don’t like working next to dead bodies. Who knew? I don’t know what happened. People were working so poorly because I had no resources, and now they were dying so I couldn’t get more! It was a vicious downward spiral until I just simply gave up and made another vault. 😀

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…And that one went a lot better. I managed to make it down five levels, and have 50+ dwellers. Sure, some people died but I just revived them with caps.

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Now, is this game fun? Mildly, but there’s not awful lot to do most of the time. It’s just a basic game of maintaining order, so you’ll have to check in once and awhile and make sure to gather resources. It’s kind of fun getting rewards from completing tasks, and lunchboxes are fairly exciting. There’s also chitchat among dwellers, which are kind of funny to read, too. If you plan ahead, and organize you’ll do a lot better with resources. You should make sure to equip every dweller with a weapon, and hopefully after a few hours of playing you’ll at least get maybe half a dozen 12-20+ damage weapons, reserve that for vault door guards or wasteland adventurers. Makre sure to use everyone’s strengths for the right rooms. Dwellers can become unhappy if they are assigned the wrong job.

Anyway…once I hit 100 dwellers I assume things will get more chaotic and I might have to get myself a Mr.Handy. Hopefully Bethesda adds some more free content in the future to change it up a bit.

Definitely a good time waster until November 10th. 🙂

PS: This game has a tendency to crash on occasion quite randomly (at least on my phone, a Motorola G). It once crashed when I tried to open a lunchbox I got from a task. I lost the lunchbox and received nothing. So…just a warning. It’s still pretty good though. EDIT SEPT 4th: The game is now crashing constantly, the maximum I can play at once is 15 minutes before a crash. Usually they’re every five minutes or so. I can’t tell if my phone is too old and running out of memory from all those damn dwellers or levels, or its more of a problem on Bethesda’s end. Either way plz fix, asap.

Image Credits: All screenshots taken by me. Please do not repost without permission. …Also I’m sorry they’re kinda shitty. 9/10 times when I try to take a screenshot my phone has a seizure and I have to close the game. Blargh!

EDIT 25/9/2015: Vault crashes consistently after 80 dwellers, I can’t even load the game. Made another vault, same problem. Pretty much stopped playing altogether. I’m a bit disappointed, guess I gotta wait for a patch.

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DAWNGUARD (Part 1)

November 30, 2014

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Alright, it took me awhile to get around to it, but I finally began the Dawnguard questline.

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Mini Post: Early Honeymoon

September 30, 2014

So, after a good few days of adventuring with my hired hand, Marcurio, I decided to put on the Amulet of Mara and give it a shot.

Marcurio: “Is…is that an Amulet of Mara?”

Me: “Yep. You interested in this fine ass of a booty?”

Marcurio: “…You mean, are you interested in my fine ass booty?”

So then we decided to get married.

 

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I’m not going to lie, I’ve married Marcurio before. I have no idea why I like him so much. Maybe because he fights well? Or maybe it’s because he’s Sass Master 3000, I don’t know. Marrying anyone else at this point just feels kinda wrong…

So basically, because I’m an idiot I accepted the marriage quest, but I had nothing to wear besides some shitty Elven armor I found. I decided to go shopping really quick in Solitude, grab some nice fancy ass clothes from Radiant Raiment, because why the fuck not? Of course, I easily got sidetracked.

“Oooh! A circlet with +15% archery!! GOTTA GET DAT SHIT!!”

…Then I ran out of money, but that problem is easily solved by more robbery.

Finally, I bought some shitty fancy clothes for myself, and got an outfit for Marcurio. I have the mod “Amazing Follower Tweaks” or something along that line, so I tried to set Marcurio’s city wear to the nice clothes instead of his usual mage’s robes. Well…that ended up being completely unsuccessful, so I just eventually said “fuck it!” and went to go meet him at the chapel the next day.

 

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The saddest part is, as I walked in to the Temple of Mara…I had two guests. JUST TWO. ONE OF WHOM I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW. Of course Lydia was there, but as I walked up the altar was I was wondering who the fuck this other guy was the entire time.

What a lonely life.

But whatever, the important thing I was getting married!

Seriously, who the fuck is this guy? The stable hand from Whiterun? I don't know.

Seriously, who the fuck is this guy? The stable hand from Whiterun? I don’t know.

Blah blah, Priest goes through the speech. Marcurio’s staring at my beautifulness of course.

Then it’s time to exchange vows.

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Awww. ❤

Then, it was my turn. And at last, we’ll be married.

Priest; “Do you agree to be bound together, in love, now and forever?”

Hell yeah. Of course. I DO!!

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Um.

Uh.

Excuse me, Marcurio.

…Did…did you just unlock an achievement with your penis?!

 

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Uh, thanks?

…I just found out my husband is a exhibitionist. Oh shit–

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Goddamn it, I know wearing armor and battle clothing is taxing after a hard day’s work, but could you wait until we left the temple before we started the honeymoon!?

Marcurio: (walks out of the Temple shameless, in all his glory).

You know what? Fuck it.

If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.

Me: (takes off all my clothes and follows after my naked husband)

Guard:  “Gonna cold tonight, you should at least cover your delicates. Might get a bit nippley.”

…Shit.

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I WIN…?

August 16, 2014

The damage display on the bow is glitched, see below for actual damage output.

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Read this post first for full explanation.

Specifics and comments below:

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Top 10 Glitches of Skyrim

July 31, 2013

Here’s a list of my top 10 weird Skyrim glitches, in no particular order. If you’re a player of this game, I’m sure you’ve encountered at least one of them before!

Click each header for video examples (when available)!

Backwards Dragon

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Out of all of the glitches on this list, I think this is probably the most infamous one of all. Back around Skyrim’s launch, a lot users reported having dragons flying backwards or just spinning around. Unfortunately, I never got to experience the backwards flying weirdness, but I did get a lot of spinning dragons that disappear into the sky, or swallowed up into mountains.

Sabertooth Cat/Spinning Creatures

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This glitch is pretty much like above, except with dead animals or people perhaps being possessed by some supernatural force and throw into the sky. The video linked is probably the funniest example I’ve seen by far. I’ve only had spinning dragons, unfortunately, including Paarthurnax and an Elder dragon.

Naked NPCs

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“Nope, sorry. Nothing.”
You mean your clothes?
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And no, I’m not talking about completely naked ass and tits. There’s plenty of mods for that.

My sister, who doesn’t play Skyrim much told me once she was exploring around Winterhold, saw three naked men come over the horizon. What. I swear Nords must never feel the cold, but their nipples must be forever rock hard, wow. Marcurio pulled the same stunt on me, running up behind me with nothing but a dragon priest mask on.

Me: “OH BY THE DIVINES MARCURIO YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME! …Wait, why are you naked? WHERE IS ALL THE SHIT I GAVE YOU?”

Marcurio: “I AM AN APPRENTICE WIZARD, NOT A PACK MULE!”

Me: “DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD DROP ALL MY SHIT, JACK ASS!”

And then there’s the naked courier, they bring you the fan mail…and the fan service. Where does he pull the letters from? From between his butt cheeks, of course!

Secret Chests AKA “Do Not Delete”

(Image Credit: twiz60 @ SkyrimNexus)

(Image Credit: twiz60 @ SkyrimNexus)

More of an exploit than a glitch. Apparently if you carry a plate or other kind of object and run at certain walls in just the right angles you can break into a secret room, sparsely decorated sans chest in the middle of the floor. There’s a few more things that involve some weird glitching out to get to, apparently they’re merchant chests used by the developers and not meant to be reachable by normal means.

Moving Mannequins

Image Credit: The Elder Scrolls Wiki

(Image Credit: The Elder Scrolls Wiki)

Probably the creepiest of the bunch, is the moving mannequins in Riften. If you bought Honeyside and been in the cellar, you’ve probably experienced it before. If you leave the house and come back, the mannequins tend to move on their own and reappear in odd places, almost like someone broke in and moved them or they have some sort of life of their own…

Back from the Dead

"I'm back from the dead and you still haven't proven your puny ass yet, whelp." (Image Source: UESP Wiki)

“I’m back from the dead and you still haven’t proven your puny ass yet, whelp.”
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Skjor is most infamous of all for this glitch. If you’ve done the Companions story, you know he dies near the beginning of the quest line. Problem is…he doesn’t seem to stay dead. You can usually find him wandering Skyrim with various members of the Companions, like nothing happened to him at all. For me, when he came back to life he moved by lying face down and sliding along the ground. Probably one of the strangest (and amusing) glitches I’ve ever encountered.

Facelessness

I’ve never encountered this glitch but apparently you can trigger it by donning the arch mage robes and wearing a dragon priest mask. Not exactly game breaking, but amusing none the less. If you’re on PC, a simple google search should yield you a fix if it bothers you that much.

Swimming in the Air

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Sometimes, when you get tired of trekking around Skyrim on foot or horse…you just gotta try something new. How about swimming, on land? Apparently the swimming animation can trigger randomly, usually around bodies of water. I’ve encountered this glitch myself, but in my case, while amusing it was actually quite helpful!

Lydia’s Favourite Chair

"Tell him to get the fuck outta my chair!"

“Tell him to get the fuck outta my chair!”

I’m not quite sure if they patched this recently (probably), but this glitch annoyed me so much that I moved out of Whiterun just because I was so tired of Lydia’s “Welcome back, my Thane” while she ate bread and watched me sleep. Excuse me, don’t you have your own damn room?! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS IN THAT CHAIR?! IT’S SO GODDAMN CREEPY!

Spinning Horse & Cart

A glitch on this list that’s actually game breaking, but still hilarious to see. Too bad it happens so early in the game you don’t even get to play. It was quickly patched soon after launch, but this video sums it up pretty well. I still laugh every time.

Special Mentions

Horse tricks – Random encounters of people standing on horses.
Falling through the floor – It happens.
Disappearing houses.
Missing textures.
Glowing eyes – Super annoying in first person, it’s a permanent glitch encountered occasionally after using Aura Whisper. Not sure if it ever got patched, hope it did.
NPCs ignoring you and not triggering missions. – Super annoying, usually fixable by loading an earlier save, or killing an enemy nearby.
Enemies not attacking you, even when you’re right in front of them.
Water hates you – PS3 players, you no doubt remember this. Everytime you entered a body of water, the game crashed.
Shadowmere/Frost/Horses disappearing.
Louis Letrush duplicating himself just outside of Whiterun.
Getting stuck in unusual places. – It happens, especially on rocky terrain. Usually you need to reload an earlier save!

There’s plenty more glitches in Skyrim, after all, this is a Bethesda game, but these are the ones that stood out most to me. Let me know in the comments which ones you’ve experienced, and which are your favourites! 🙂

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Mini Post: Where the Hell Are You Going?!

February 28, 2013

So it’s not much of a secret I haven’t been playing much Skyrim lately, or Oblivion for that matter, so I’ve been a bit dry on updates here.

Well, I got one.

It’s not a big one but it’s a post.

I recently picked up Oblivion again for a bit, hoping to familiarize myself with the controls so I could start seriously playing again. I found myself in the arcane tower in Imperial City, having no idea what quest I was on and why I was there.

Basically, I ended up leaving the city, grabbed my horse and road off to the south. What was supposed to be a scenic adventure didn’t last long.

I was first ambushed by a spriggan. Fine, kill that. Then immediately afterward I got punched in the face by a frost atronach, conjured by some asshole hobo wizard. I awkwardly whipped out my sword, hit him half a million times (my demon horse did all the work of course), and cried triumphantly as I killed him, got some frost salts and waited for my health to slowly regenerate from my state of near-death.

Phew. I am such a tough ass warrior chick. Kicking ass.

“Oh, there you are! It’s time to go into the Imperial Castle! Follow me!”

What?

I turn around it’s a redguard that I don’t even remember holding a torch and beckoning me to follow. What quest is he from?!

“Who the hell are you again?!” I asked by he ignored me obviously, again beckoned me to follow and set off along his merry way back to where I just came from.

Alright. Guess I’m going this way.

I ran up to him to catch up (it was like three steps, really) and followed him.

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…He walks about 10 steps a minute.

What the fuck.

Getting impatient, I jump on my horse and ride ahead slightly, thinking it might be like Skyrim and the NPCs will just catch up to you. I mean, I’m going the right direction anyway, I didn’t get very fair from Imperial City, so it’s not like I didn’t know the way back.

About a minute into riding, I turn around and wait for him to catch up.

He never showed up.

I began riding back and he’s FUCKING STANDING WHERE I LEFT HIM MOTIONING ME TO FOLLOW. I go behind him and suddenly he starts walking again.

It was then I realized I had to stay RIGHT BEHIND HIM THE WHOLE DAMN WAY BACK.

Great.

So, basically what I did is set the auto-walk on Oblivion, and loosely held the mouse in place as I ate some cookies.

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DON’T YOU FUCKING BECKON ME, ASSHOLE!

IT TOOK 20 MINUTES TO GET BACK TO THE CITY.

So, we get in the city and guess what?

We’re still walking as slow as dicks.

Goddamn.

“C’mon, this way!”

Holy shit.

To be honest I don’t even know where we ended up. I eventually got bored wasting my one hour of gaming time waiting for this ass to get lost and troll me stupid.

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THE EVENTS OF SKYRIM WILL HAPPEN BEFORE WE GET THERE.

Honestly riding with Martin and his lackey took much less time. At least it was interesting.

In Skyrim they don’t really have this issue, you can leave the NPC behind, get to the destination before them and they’ll haul ass just to catch up to you.

Unless you’re Irileth, Jarl Balgruuf’s housecarl, who tends to run off in a completely different direction than the tower you’re supposed to be killing your first dragon at, the five guards all behind her blindly following before turning a 180 and running back in the right direction. I mean, WTF?

And seriously, what IS up with people in Skyrim saying half a sentence before exciting or entering a building and leaving you hanging?

“Not many visitors here in Riv–” (disappears through door)

Funny though. At least they don’t waste any time.

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Revenge of the Ancients

December 12, 2012
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So during my usual adventuring through the mystical province of Skyrim, I managed to collect enough junk to almost be over-encumbered, so I headed back to my home in the mountains, my stone house in Markarth. I no longer kept any followers, mainly because J’Zargo died on me like seventy times during a pretty weak bandit attack, so I kind of got tired of picking up after dead people so I basically had to haul ass by myself. I mean, now I was pretty much a target without any decoys to back me up, but hey, it’s not like they were much use to me anymore.

So anyway, back to traveling back to Markarth, I was just outside the city and riding up on my trusty steed. I dismounted by the stables and casually walked up to the gate.

ROOOOOAAARRR

The ground shook violently and a dark shadow swooped overhead. I looked up to see a dragon–just not ANY dragon, an Ancient dragon, so I brought out my soon-to-be-retired glass bow, Odin, and readied it as I waited for the dragon to fly closer again.

He didn’t.

Basically he flew around the mountains for 10 minutes while I fruitlessly tried to fire arrows into his scaly hide.

Getting kind of dizzy spinning around for no good reason, I said “fuck it” and went into the city. And went back out again.

Roar, dragon.

Still didn’t come down.

Fuck.

Back into the city. He’s still roaring.

Outside. Dragonrend.

Doesn’t even hit him.

So I went to go drop off my junk loot and came back out later.

He still didn’t come down.

I said, fuck this, and basically turned off the XBOX in disappointment and called it a night.

I loaded it up the next day and the bitch finally landed, breathing fire in my face.

Okay, bitch. Now it’s time to eat some arrows. Thanks for finally landing, fucking finally.

He took a bite out my head and tossed me a like a rag doll.

…Fuck me.

A little while later, running around in the College of Winterhold, trying to do the Conjuration quest for the unbound Daedra thing so I could make my epic bow, I was running between buildings to grab things. After completing the quest and getting to keep the Sigil Stone, I left the Hall of Countenance with Marcurio (for some reason I can’t remember I brought him along as my pack mule). Now, sometimes during the loading screens that can take upwards of 2 minutes on a bad day, I go grab a glass of water and leave the game, so when I come back it would be finished loading and I could just resume play as soon as I returned.

Big.

Big.

Mistake.

So I come back and basically everyone outside the College is going fucking nuts. It took me a few seconds to realize what was going on, but I guess turning my character 90 degrees right into the face of an Ancient Dragon certainly gave me a clue. I guess it was due to reflexes or maybe the fact Marcurio distracted the big brute that I practically dived behind a stone pillar and barely escaped getting my ass roasted (I swear if it was real life, the edges of my armor would have been singed.

That fight was basically hide behind pillars every 20 seconds to avoid being burned to death, then waiting for Marcurio to run up to the dragon like a moron so I could fire arrows into its ass.

Yep. Just a typical day.

The last encounter I had was fairly anti-climatic, mainly due to the fact I can’t remember much about it. I remember traveling near a dragon’s lair and wondering if a dragon would re-spawn there, but I didn’t see one, so I continued on my merry way.

Of course, who comes out of no where AND PRACTICALLY LANDS ON TOP OF ME? (Oh wait…he did.)

YOU GUESSED IT.

AN ANCIENT DRAGON, OF COURSE.

HOLY SHIT, FUCK OFF ALREADY.

HOLY SHIT, FUCK OFF ALREADY!

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

Keep in mind this all happened within the span of two days playing, or approximately 8 hours or so. Never had I had top-level dragons just randomly drop from the sky (or never leave it…AHEM MARKARTH DRAGON) so much as I did then.

Oh yeah, and this one apparently was glowing green or something, so I think it was attacked by a Spriggan beforehand because I’ve never seen that happen before.

…So I started making some weird sub-plot in my game where someone is controlling the Ancients and they’re dead-set on killing me.

HMMMMMM.

Also happy 12/12/12, guys. 😛

Image Credits: njaall, unknown (If anyone recognizes the last image, please let me know where they’re from so I can give proper credit!).